the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is
idk didn’t i see a post about her making a transmisogynist joke
if so that’s not actually better
she made a transmisogynist joke tonight, yep. she acted like liza minelli was a liza minelli impersonator and called her “sir.”
she literally fucking does insult celebrities in an attempt to be funny. all of the goddamn time.
that’s her in either a fat suit or with padding on the chest/backside & pretending to be nicki minaj in what she descibes as a “scary, half naked” halloween costume.
making fun of sofia vergara, again by padding her body, because fatphobia is a great joke right (in fact, it looks like she’s usually an ass to sofia vergara in racist or otherwise fucked up ways)
ellen degeneres also thinks domestic violence is a good subject for humor. (summary of link: she pretends to hit portia multiple times)
she’s fatphobic in general, in case the above pictures weren’t enough
ellen degeres is a really horrible person all-around tbqh.
The fake boobs/ass are not fatphobic; they’re racist
WOCs curves have literally been used by the scientific community to justify the rape and sexual assault of WOC as well as being used in racial caricatures
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
is there anybody else that would legitimately wear aph iceland’s boots everywhere
I got into an argument today after school between some people who were completely for transgender folk and support homosexuality to a full extent, but were completely throwing aside gender fluid people, and claiming they cannot exist.
I want to prove them wrong.
hey guys, the krusty krab 2 opens today!
JUST WAIT UNTIL MARCH 14
THE DAY KRABS FRIES
Okay, this is actually what you do if you’re being sexually harassed in any kind of public space. Draw attention to it, preferably pull away and let EVERYONE know that someone is touching you. This will not only get him to get off you but he’ll definitely think about this situation next time he wants to do something like this.
Spreading the word.
My mom and I were talking about this today after hearing about a woman who was molested on a plane who said nothing until she was picked up at the airport by her parents. My mom looked at me and asked what I would do in that situation and I looked her dead in the eye and I told her “it would take me .02 seconds to realize what was going on and yell angrily, and then I would be straight on to bitch slapping him so hard he wouldn’t be able to see the punch I’d throw with the opposite hand”.
She nodded and accepted my salty language like a seasoned sailor.
I’ve had experience with this before, in Prague a group of five girls and I were followed by three men at night. After a while they started yelling at us, the most common being “how much?” Meaning how much we “cost” as prostitutes. Seeing as they weren’t going to stop, I turned on my heel, faced them (which surprised them), spat at their feet and responded with “You couldn’t afford me.” This prompted the other girls to start yelling back at them as well, starting with our spitfire Czech friend to start slinging curses in Czech as she and the rest of the girls came up beside me. Needless to say the men backed off and pretty much fled. They weren’t expecting a fight. It empowered me and encouraged the rest of the girls to yell back too.
I’ve heard that a lot of people don’t know what to do in this situation because they’ve been taught all their lives to be polite and non-aggressive. Keep your heads down or whatever.
Keep in mind that studies have shown that rapists look for victims who won’t fight back.
Remember that nobody has the right to touch you without your consent or harass you, and you have all the right to make the biggest fuss about it that you can possibly make.
Get angry. Be in command.
boy older than girl
girl older than boy
love is love
If you don’t reblog this every time, I’m judging you.
My fiance is 29 years older than me. So……..THIS.
i dont understand why this is such a hard concept for some people to understand
projectunbreakable: nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by police officers, attorneys, and other authority figures
more info about project unbreakable here
original tumblr here